Bed Tweets Newlywed’s Marriage Consummation

A couple’s Best Man set up their wedding night bed to tweet whenever they’re “on the job” aka Boinking.

See the twitter account here: @newlywedsontjob

According to Gizmodo –

Using the same concept behind the Twittering office chair, the best man set up a system where every time there’s increased activity up top, the bed reports it. Once all is said and done, the bed reports a summary (including a “frenzy index”), along with a judge’s comment for good measure.

What will they think of next

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